hi my name is ladan but some people call me junk yard dawg i will probably be nice to you follow me because everyone else is doing it
im not funny so dont expect it i love alex turner hes my everything


incenses:

”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at their most vulnerable you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. ”

(Source: sadweirdgirlnobodyreallylikes, via controversialism)


boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night

there’s just one thing

that’s getting in the way

 when we go up to bed

your just no good

its such a shame
 

i look into your eyes

i want to get to know you

and then you make this noise

and its apparently its all over 



God hates FAQs
Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3


vvvaves:

hey its me :-)


WHO KNOW????????


nicolesbian:

omg i want to hug it

uihkhn aww

mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: nothing

wilium:

faggoths:

waT

omfg thats amazing 

ugh perfect

u have no idea how much i love this picture

sdgfdghgh aw
sleepy themes