trying to make myself as cold and callous as possible isn’t working out:/

coming where dosen't she know she's not allowed backe in the u.k they deported her

curryz:

curryz:

oh yh before she went to Somalia she mentioned that she will come on Friday I totally forgot and Simone remember when the cinema people wouldnt let u watch a 15 film when you’re only 14 so u decided to mention it in re miss abbasnejad would’ve killed u

40p simonelafalce wtf

#tbt killa babes

curryz:

40p:

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im not joking my dad knows him and i was going to holland once and i was at the airport and this guy was there too and then my dad went up to him LIKE HEY MAN WHATS UP and i think i screamed because i was so scared and then when i calmed down he high fived me and my hand was like half his true story

40p deadd

omg what the heck was wrong with me

curryz:

40p:

vinujah and thsi other girl at school have this story of how they used to live in spain and its why they’re so brown and apparently they had to migrate because they let off a stink bomb and its the funniest thing because they tell it in science and EVERYONE believes them andthey legitimately thinks its true

i acc cant breathe ladan 

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

princesswine:

when someone pisses you off

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suck my ass

toonikroos:

Welcome to Real Madrid James Rodriguez!